Nikki Osborne

Fan Club and gallery for Nikki Osborne, star of The Nation (Channel Nine Australia), former late night TV presenter on the Quizmania gameshow and one of Australian television's best looking and talented new stars. It's not Rocket Surgery...

Thursday, April 19, 2007

Nik Politik

A guy called Tim Blair who has a hilarious blog, asks whether Kevin Rudd could host Quizmania. His readers are already pondering the question.

It would be an interesting job-swap considering some have previously declared that Nikki Osborne should be Prime Minister.

So, the Nikki 2010 election campaign gathers steam... Nikki 2010 even sounds like a promising TV show!

The Nikki for PM campaign managers, Kizza and Mishy received a special hello on-air.

Via comments, describe Australia under Prime Minister Nikki Osborne...

Campaign posters also welcome. Speaking of which, thanks to whomever uploaded "Officer Osborne" to the Gallery, it's a cack!

Update: Evangelion: 'Parliament Question Time' becomes the top rating Australian TV show...

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  • At 8:34 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    'Parliament Question Time' becomes the top rating Australian TV show ...

  • At 8:49 AM, Blogger Unknown said…

    imagine Australian English after nikki is done with it! everything will be abbreviated until it's just a random bunch of strange sounds.. and a Blozz chucked in every now and then

    And considering Nikki's new show, I think Nikki for PM is quite appropriate!

  • At 4:22 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    If Nikki was PM ...
    She would finally get to eat for free, Universities would run courses in Nikkiism + Snoop Dogg would not only be granted entry to Australia, he'd be given a State Reception!
    For shizzle.

  • At 12:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Nikki + Politics = Nikkitics...

    I mean Nikki is awesome...
    but i think she's best left on TV, not in parliament house...

  • At 10:29 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    1. All cars would be outlawed and replaced by Vespers. (Motor Scooters )
    2. All kids lunches would be mandatory Chocolates.
    3. Ski season (Snow )would be extended to 6 months, using artifical snow if necessary.
    4. All coffee would be dirt cheap and only top quality brands allowed in Oz. Coffee Plungers mandatory in every household.
    5. We would have a Free Trade Agreement with Italy.
    6. Toffs would be sent back to school to gain their Ocker Certificate, learning to speaker proper Aaawstraliyun!!
    7. "Acting" would replace English as the compulsory subject in all years of High school.
    8. Aussie blokes would have to learn Disco Dancing and basic manners at high school.
    9. Two way TV would be immediately introduced so that the TV host can hear what the viewer at home is saying and reply with a punch or raspberry! Quote Nikki:"Ya not funny!!"
    10. All callers to QM who give cheek would receive an electric shock of 1000 volts from their Blozzer!!!
    11. Nikki's PM Office would be moved to Italy!!
    12. All young girls would have to wear very tight fitting denim jeans cut low and suffer like Nikki did for 6 months!! With high heel shoes!
    13. The real colour of Nikki's hair would be a National Secret guarded by ASIO!!
    14. ALL Men would have to have artifical "periods" inserted inside them to experience monthly problems/pain like girls do!
    15. Nikki would have to personally approve every TV show televised on OZ TV (all channels ) and live theatre shows! Including school dramas.
    16 All Australians would have to have a Myspace Page and request her as a friend. Those rejected would be 2 nd class citizens!
    17. ALL QM Gremlins, when found would be executed, without trial!!

  • At 11:09 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    hey thanks for the good words about my photoshop. good to c it in the gallery.

  • At 1:41 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Hansard includes a new appendix to clarify such terms as 'fo shizzle sizzle ma kazzizle'
    Members are required to moonwalk whenever entering or exiting the chamber.
    The parliamentary bells are replaced by the song 'Nice weather for Ducks' by Lemonjelly (All the ducks are swimming in the water.. fal-do-ral-do-ral-do!)


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