Nikki Osborne

Fan Club and gallery for Nikki Osborne, star of The Nation (Channel Nine Australia), former late night TV presenter on the Quizmania gameshow and one of Australian television's best looking and talented new stars. It's not Rocket Surgery...

Saturday, November 10, 2007

A Starr Osborne

Yes, yes, we know it's been a bit slow around here. With good reason!

Huge congratulations to Nikki and her new husband Jeremy on their marriage. They have just returned from Honeymoon.

Post your best wishes to all of the families in comments.

P.S: The headline of this post is terribly clever, don't you think?


  • At 10:21 PM, Anonymous RR said…

    Yes brilliant, now, as one of the 3 people that still visit here (yes I am pathetic) I would like to wish Nikki and her fella all the best for the future. Now, get back to work woman !!! when you're ready that is, no hurry, just a suggestion, if that's ok :)

  • At 6:50 AM, Anonymous RR said…

    It seems I'm actually the only person still visiting this site therefore because of my importance around here I have a list of demands.

    1/ A room at the Marriot with a plasma TV

    2/ Champagne and caviar for breakfast served by Nikki.

    3/ A spa bath daily with selected swim suit models (not that Jen Hawkins she gets sooo possesive)

    If all that is a bit much then a can of Vic and a 4 'n 20 pie will do.

  • At 6:39 PM, Anonymous RR said…

    Ok, ok I was always willing to negotiate -

    1/ A room at the YMCA with an AM radio (and a lock on my door)

    2/ One cold dim sim and a half a can of Solo served by Mick Malloy, blerk !!! no scrap that, perhaps Catrina Roundtree, no stick with Malloy, he's better looking.

    3/ A monthly run through the car wash in a shopping trolley, that should clear the cobwebs away.

  • At 1:09 AM, Anonymous Grant said…

    Not so fast RR, you didn't think I'd be gone for good did ya, tsk tsk.

    Anyway best wishes to Nikki and Jeremy for a future filled with lots and lots of happiness and all that mush :P
    Come back to our screens soon Nikki, we're dying without ya! :(

  • At 1:24 AM, Anonymous ILLUSION said…


  • At 1:33 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…


  • At 10:42 AM, Anonymous RR said…

    Well looks like it's just me, Grant and 2 others who only post after 1am obviously under the influence of substances liquid or otherwise taken in enormous quantities.

    Well, well, what a sorry bunch of losers we are, see what happens to your fan base when you go away for a while ?

  • At 2:46 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Well as she's married I'll have to find someone else to perve on during the long nights. What a pity there are no late night girlys that good looking.

  • At 3:07 AM, Anonymous Chris Fawkes said…

    She's Married?

  • At 5:40 PM, Anonymous RR said…

    Happy New Year to Nikki and Jeremy also to the long suffering web staff in there, it must be tough going handling all the traffic and preventing the site from crashing.

    Happy New Year to Grant and also to illusion and anonymous unless of course the insane asylum has restricted your internet access again and decided to put the electicity resource into more shock therapy.

    It's all a nice cuddly family isn't it ?

  • At 12:49 AM, Anonymous Grant said…

    Hey thanks rr, happy new year to you too! I only just now saw your post. Anyway I'm really starting to miss Nikki, can we get her on tv or in a movie or something ASAP!
    Also has anyone else noticed on The Mint how that Angela woman seems to have gone to the Nikki Osborne school of TV hosting, she doesn't look like her but there is just something very Nikki-esque about her. I wouldn't be surprised if she has her own fansite too.

  • At 11:45 PM, Anonymous RR said…

    I realised I’d forgot what Nikki looks like and why I post here at all so I had a look at the Nikki Gallery, wow …….how does one person get to be so cute?, she must have got a triple dose when they were handing out cuteness .

    A bit of bad news, we told illusion over and over again, “Don’t drool when they’re giving you shock treatment” but NO what did he do ?, drooled all over the electrodes, well he went up like the Harbour Bridge on new years eve, poor bastard.

    The good news is that his funeral will be quick because there’s no need for a cremation but (as if we haven’t had enough bad news already) anonymous can’t attend because they lost the key to his cage, he’s real disappointed, just as he was about to be featured on Amazing Medical Stories too.

    Apparently they blew the budget on illusions shock treatment especially as he trashed the treatment room by imploding on the table so there’s no funds to get a locksmith to get anonymous out for the moment.

    Talk about good times.

  • At 5:44 PM, Anonymous RR said…

    I was in the city the other day and walked past a dark alley when a strange muffled growling caught my attention. I peered into the darkness and it was a woman slumped in the corner near some bins with a gin bottle in one hand mumbling about a "bloz" or something like that and something that sounded like "f'ing Malloy"
    A tragic figure but somehow she reminded me of Nikki.

    I went to offer assistance but she lashed out with the gin bottle, luckily there was still something in it or she would have thrown it at me.

    It couldn't possibly be our girl could it ?

    I think Nikki should make an appearance in here to dispell any rumours especially before that Channel 7 bitch Anna Coren gets wind of it, you know what she does with rumours true or false.

  • At 7:08 PM, Anonymous rr said…

    Definition -

    cute /kyut/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[kyoot] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation adjective, cut·er, cut·est, adverb, noun

    1. attractive, esp. in a dainty way; pleasingly pretty: a cute child; a cute little apartment.

    2. affectedly or mincingly pretty or clever; precious: The child has acquired some intolerably cute mannerisms.

    3. mentally keen; clever; shrewd.

    4. Informal. in a cute, charming, or amusing way; cutely: In this type of movie the boy and girl always meet cute.

    5. the cutes, Informal. self-consciously cute mannerisms or appeal; affected coyness:

    6/ Nikki Osborne - cuter than a box full of kittens or a puppy - megacute - too cute for words -

    New definition
    Cute = Nikki Osborne

    It's amazing what you find when researching words.

  • At 6:13 AM, Anonymous Grant said…

    Hello?... Anybody home?

  • At 8:10 PM, Anonymous Rakker said…

    I saw Nikki (or at least I think it was Nikki) on Saturday in Hampton... big fat and pregnant!

    Congratulations! A little Starr Osborne in will soon join the world!

  • At 10:50 PM, Anonymous Grant said…

    Nikki is now a mother!? Why has this not been mentioned on here??? Not meaning to be rude but is there any reason this site has been so horribly neglected? Anyway I read that on her MySpace and by the sounds of it she is planning some kind of come back, yay!!!


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